Domestic Polar vortex turns Midwest into the coldest place on earth. Russian hackers were caught tampering with the Mueller investigation by contacting reporters with what they claimed to be Mueller’s report in an effort to discredit the Special Counsel. Yesterday Intel officers contradicted Trump on a variety of issues including the border wall, North Korea, […]
Read More January 30, 2019 | Polar Vortex, Mueller, and Hate CrimesDomestic Howard Schultz – former CEO of Starbucks – announced he was strongly considering running for President of the U.S. in 2020 as an Independent. Democrats are angry because they fear that this third party run would pull votes from Democratic candidates, boosting Trump’s chances to win. Trump tweeted some derogatory messages to Schultz and […]
Read More January 29, 2019 | Schultz, Global Waming, and StoneDomestic The acting Attorney General says that Muller’s investigation into the Trump campaign is near complete. Parts of the Midwest of the U.S. are getting ready for minus 60-degree wind chills. Trump has been invited to give his State of the Union address on February 5th. A bug that has made its way into the […]
Read More January 28, 2019 | AG, Cold Weather, and GronkDomestic Trump golf course fires 12 employees who were working there illegally. Chris Christie has a new book coming out. On his press tour, Christie says that the indictment against Roger Stone is pretty damning and a pardon from Trump wouldn’t be viable. In the book, Christie talks about how Trump surrounds himself with a […]
Read More January 27, 2019 | Trump Golf Course, Christie, and BettsDomestic U.S. officials have been meeting with leaders of the Taliban and both sides seem optimistic. Taliban wants the U.S. to take their troops out of Afghanistan and the U.S. wants the Taliban to crack down on Al-Qaeda and other extremist groups. Global Maduro of Venezuela is now easing back on his comments he made […]
Read More January 26, 2019 | Taliban Meetings, Maduro, and TrudeauDomestic Roger Stone promises to fight charges brought against him by the special counsel’s office. He seemed hopeful when he left court this morning. Trump agrees to reopen the government after the longest shutdown in U.S. history (35 days). The deal is that the government will be open for at least 3 weeks until Trump […]
Read More January 25, 2019 | Stone, Shutdown, and TenderloinDomestic Democrats and Republicans both backed different deals to reopen the government. Both failed. Jared Kushner – Trump’s son in law – tried to get a top secret security clearance. He was rejected twice, but the rejection was overridden and he was eventually approved. A couple was kicked off a plane for reportedly having body […]
Read More January 24, 2019 | Kushner, Body Odor, and NBA All-Star GameDomestic Trump won’t give State of The Union until after government shutdown concludes. Cohen postpones his congressional testimony indefinitely. It was originally scheduled for Feb. 7. Global Kim Jong-Un is optimistic that U.S. and North Korea can reinstate good relations. Sports An insider says Tom Brady called himself “the baddest motherfucker in the planet” before […]
Read More January 23, 2019 | State of the Union, Harden, and WizDomestic The kid at the face of the confrontation with Native American protesters says he was not being disrespectful to the Native American men. Trump will give the State of the Union Address as scheduled. Location is TBD. The Supreme Court today voted to reinstate the ban on Trans people being able to serve in […]
Read More January 22, 2019 | State of the Union, Russian Secrets, and Chris BrownDomestic Happy MLK Day! Kamala Harris joins a growing list of Dems as a candidate for the 2020 Presidential election Giuliani has been going on TV the past few days talking about the President’s connections with Russia. He said that collusion between the campaign and Russia may have taken place, among other things he has […]
Read More January 21, 2019 | MLK Day, Harris, and Google
Hey Hank 