Domestic Trump Tweeted: “President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their D.C. mansion/compound. I agree, totally necessary for their safety and security. The U.S. needs the same thing, slightly larger version!” Check out photos of the new Obama’s wall. A lion escaped from a zoo in North Carolina, killing an intern. The […]
Read More December 30, 2018 | Obama’s Wall, China, and Louis CKDomestic Trump Tweeted: “Any deaths of children or others at the Border are strictly the fault of the Democrats and their pathetic immigration policies that allow people to make the long trek thinking they can enter our country illegally.” He does this in light of two kids who have died in custody at the border. […]
Read More December 29, 2018 | Trump Blames Dems, Guy Shuts Down Airport, and Kevin Spacey is Being Wierd Again…Domestic Wells Fargo to pay over 500 million dollars in settlements surrounding fake accounts and dodgy practices. NYPD will employ drones to fly over NY during New Years Celebrations. Oh, by the way, aliens are coming for New York. Not really… Trump threatened to close parts of the U.S. border to Mexico if he does […]
Read More December 28, 2018 | Wells Fargo, Wall Closure, and Obama ListsDomestic Government shutdown leaves 800,000 without pay, will last at least until the beginning of next year. Michelle Obama voted 2018s most admired woman. A hotel guest in Portland got the cops called on him for being on the phone “while black.” Global Iraqi lawmakers are pressuring the US to pull troops out of Iraq. […]
Read More December 27, 2018 | Shutdown, Iraq,Domestic Trump makes his first visit to U.S. troops in a combat zone by surprising troops in Iraq. Dow picks up 1,000 points for the biggest 1-day surge in U.S. history. A Police Officer is being praised for the way he handled this confrontation. Global Afghanistan will likely postpone their presidential elections. Sports Tom Brady […]
Read More December 26, 2018 | Trump visits, Dow Gains, and Brady’s PromiseDomestic Merry Christmas! The second child dies in U.S. custody at the border. Trump asked a 7-year-old if he still believes in Santa. Trump posted this tweet yesterday. Global 400 dead after Indonesia tsunamis and volcanoes take a toll. Sports Lebron leaves the game with a groin injury, but Lakers still blow out Golden State […]
Read More December 25, 2018 | Christmas, 400 Dead, NBA HeadlinesDomestic Dow drops 650 points in worst Christmas Eve trading day in history. Last year, an American student died once he returned to the U.S. after being ordered to do hard labor as a prisoner in North Korea. Now the family has just won a lawsuit that will force North Korea to pay the family […]
Read More December 24 |Dow Dips, Early Elections, and Kevin SpaceyDomestic This week Trump sent out a glowing Tweet to declare the departure of Secretary of Defense James Mattis. However, new reports show the anger Trump had for Mattis and fired him before reading Mattis’ resignation letter. Senator from Oregon Jeff Merkley promises Dems will not vote to fund border wall. Sacha Baron Cohen almost […]
Read More December 23, 2018 | Tweet Firing, Sacha Cohen, and Some FootballDomestic The U.S. representative for the global coalition against ISIS has resigned in protest over Trump’s decision to pull troops from Syria. The government shutdown will go through next week. Chicago plans to put Obama’s name on an expressway currently named for Dan Ryan. The Ryan family isn’t super happy about this idea. Global Two […]
Read More December 22, 2018 | Resignation, Obama Street, and Some FootballDomestic Senate and White House cannot agree on a new Government funding bill as Dems don’t give funding to Trump’s wall. The will force a partial government shutdown. The programs most affected would be “Homeland Security, Transportation, Commerce, Interior, Agriculture, Housing and Urban Development and Justice. Other independent agencies like NASA, the FDA, the EPA, […]
Read More December 21, 2018 |Government Shuts Down, Ginsburg Has Surgery, and Taliban Claims Victory
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